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• Britons of the future should be less individual recommends Government
• Are Sat-Nav systems starting to behave like their celebrity voices?
• Fat people's inability to read labels may have medical not educational cause
• "In Sebastian I see the new me" claims Heikki Kovalainen
• Jenson Button expresses concern at Honda's night racing technology
• Russia declares cold war with USSA over
• FIA announce further penalties following Belgian Grand Prix

• It's my fault "Chinese Democracy" took 14 years By Arnold Schwarzenegger
• The rest is motherfucking silence, so shut the fuck up, W By Samuel L. Jackson
• The curious case of the Latin Quarter Nightclub By Plaxico Burress
• So what if I'm late to my own inauguration By Barack Obama
• If you had picked me before Thanksgiving, Mumbai wouldn't have happened By Hillary Clinton
• I don't need no single got-damn day to remind me to be thankful By Samuel L. Jackson
• Chinese Democracy rocks my face off! By Hu Jintao

• World nervous as Ahmadinejad draws Bush in UN 'Secret Santa'
• Mother sends out honest round-robin with family Christmas cards
• Terrorist group claims responsibility for loss of your keys
• Google launches judgemental search engine
• Woman eats banana in public place without feeling self conscious
• Lego Bible latest; only nine disciples located
• Woman regrets having wedding of her childhood dreams

• Twenty Minutes Spent Making Tuna Fish Palatable
• Why Don't They Make A Second 'Godfather' Movie?
• Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine
• Recession Actually Started Last Year
• [audio] Department Of Justice Adds Mounted Prosecutors
• U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama
• T-Shirt Machine Gun To Change The Face Of Promotional Warfare

• Fiscal Crisis Forcing More Americans To Barter
• Palin To Extend Turkey Slaughter Tour
• Men Actually From Pluto, Not Mars, Study Finds
• Wal-Mart Arms Greeters With Semi-Automatic Weapons
• [audio] Ad: Frenchman
• Poor Economy Leads To Run On Cardboard Turkeys
• Sarah Palin Unveils 2008 Christmas Card

• BENEFIT CHEATS VERY GOOD AT LYING, WARN EXPERTS
• NATIONALISED BANKS TO PAY GOVERNMENT FINES WITH TAXPAYERS' MONEY
• GOVERNMENT TO BAIL OUT PATHETIC LAPLAND THEME PARK
• ISRAEL AND PALESTINE SIGN PEACE DEAL TO PREVENT CLINTON VISIT
• FREE SEX MARGINALLY BETTER THAN PIZZA HUT
• MY BIG GAP YEAR
• YOUR ASTROLOGICAL WEEK AHEAD

• ...">Obama Resigns Senate Seat to Write Memoir
• ...">Bush Offers Compassionate Version of Auto Bailout Bill
• ...">At White House, Obama Links Laura to George W. Bush
• ...">Pelosi Offers Help to Big Auto: 'Make Better Cars'
• ...">Unnamed McCain Aide Puts Blame for Loss on Self
• ...">Inauguration Packages Free to 95% of Americans
• ...">Obama Puts Clinton Vets on Team, Overlooks Hillary

• Keegan Signs Up to Respect Fergie Campaign
• Daley Failure Means Hacks Face High Jump
• Taliban Join Male Film Critics In Denouncing Mamma Mia!
• Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager
• Mugabe To Host Antiques Roadshow
• UK Government Insists More Alcohol Will Cure Alcoholism
• Paisley Appointed Middle East Envoy

• Snopes.com Uncovered As Hoax
• "Mullets for Love" bankrupt after less than 2 months
• Kitty: Other Kitty Must Die
• McCain Suspends Campaign For 15 Minutes To Run To The Can
• Male gene identified preventing them from seeing a mess
• Earth Voted Best Place To Live For 10-Billionth Straight Year
• Is Sarah Palin Really MILF Enough To Be VP?

• [Daily Stir] Do You Know Anyone Hot Who Knows Leak MP Who Wants To Strip To The Waist For Our Page 3?
• [Dully Mirror] It Was MP Green, With the Lead Piping In The Library, Police Claim In Christmas Party Cluedo Arrest
• [Daily Moan] Balding Middle Aged Tory Arrested. It's A Bleedin Disgrace!
• [The Boobs] BBC's Wogan Must Resign Over Inappropriate 'DG' Quips
• [Dully Mirror] 30+ Stone Woman To Lose 20 Stones Now She Can't Get Her Hands On Woolies Pic'n'Mix
• [Daily Moan] Damn and Blast, Where Will I Get My Pic'n'Mix From Now Woolies Has Gone Bankrupt?
• [The Boobs] Woolies Bullies Pullies The Plugie

• Christmas Appeal 2008: Help For Hard Up Masters Of The Universe
• 'Shoot Apple Off Bush's Head' Website: US Users Now Hit Bush Same As Middle East
• December 2008 - Funny Horoscopes
• Exclusive Extract From George W Bush's First Book - "This Is What I Meant To Say"
• Tips: How To Get A Six-Pack At This Gift Giving Time Of The Year
• Tips For Those Trying To Lose Weight At This The Most Difficult Time Of The Year
• Call For All People Who Have Bought Things From Email Spam (4 A Documentary)

• Babe, I'm Absolutely Sure "JYQZUX" is a Legitimate Scrabble Word
• African Tribe Relishes Worthless Church Donations
• McCain to Nation: "I Didn't Want the Job Anyway"
• Hollister Dude Bravely Endures Cancer Caused by Store Fragrance
• The Undecided Voter: America's Mighty Dumbass
• McCain to Nation: "I Hate My Own Party"
• Congress Proposes Car Wash Initiative to Salvage Economy

• Government Helps Record Number Of Americans Invest In Stock Market
• Particle Physics Fails To Produce New Weapons
• Olympic Mascots Save Stadium From Giant Phoenix
• Republicans Claim Affair Parity Following Edwards Admission
• Guantanamo Bay To Be Moved To Bermuda Triangle
• Thanks To The Supreme Court, I Can Finally Drop Out Of This Creepy Militia
• The Credible Hulk: Uninspired But Believable

• Leeds United Almost Beat Histon Of The Blue Square Premier League
• Kaka To Swap AC Milan For Manchester City
• 'Dentist-to-the-Stars' says, Selena Gomez has "Bad Breasts!"
• Brainy fans storm the BBC as the 'Eggheads' haughty C.J is replaced by born-to-be bullied Barry!
• World Leaders Unite Against Root Cause of Terror
• Miley vows to take another nude shower in front of fans cameras
• Take That And Britney Spears In Dispute Over New Album

• Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car
• Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
• Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
• Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
• Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
• Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate
• American writers strike turns nasty

• The Old Brown Sofa
• Gordon Brown Releases Concert Movie
• Home Secretary Gets To Bottom of Parliamentary Dirt
• Damian Green Latest: Brown Pressured To Issue Denial
• A Quick Parliamentary Sketch
• Gordon Brown Sends Early Christmas Card
• 40-Foot Crack Appears In Wembley Stadium

• Don Cherry Expected To Be Out Six Weeks With Sprained Thumb
• Vatican Cardinals Prepared To Withdraw Services
• iPhoneys Disturbing My Coffee Time
• No Medals For Canada At 2008 Beijing Olympic Games
• My Obsession With Death
• Girl Germs Plague School Playground
• Beer Nuts Bring The Buzz

• Opera House’s absent father dies without meeting his son
• Non-existent Australia audiences may have been taken by the govt
• Thai protesters in for a nasty surprise if they parked at the airport
• Luhrmann: if Obama was born in Australia, he never would have made it to the White House
• RBA may not have rights to images of David Unaipon, Jetsons characters
• Harvey says charity a waste of money without 20 months interest free
• Oil falls below $50 a barrel thanks to Australia’s petrol commissioner

• Victorious Secret: Lingerie for Overcomers
• Noah's Blog
• WHEN EVANGELICALS DREAM:
• Mark Driscoll Kicks His Own Ass
• Virgin Mary Found on Back of Grand Theft Auto
• Today's Theologians Rock With the Oldies
• Your Guide to Contemporary Christian Music

• Peter Reid stranded in Bangkok
• Innocent birds massacred for Bent boots
• Ronaldo is new Webb-Ellis

• Gay Nazis Must Die!
• Amy Winehouse Nationalised as Government Moves to Bolster Alcohol Industry
• My Gun is Long
• Ghoul Without a Groin
• The Frighteners
• Banking on Fear
• The Beast That Ate Wall Street

• Ben Bernanke admits to being influenced by sim video games
• Santa's Workshops Closes Its Doors
• Travelogue: Syracuse, New York
• Lori Drew fired from Unconfirmed Sources
• 75% of MySpace Users to be Arrested
• Congress to fix economic crisis by outlawing poverty
• Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson: $20 trillion more or NorthCom will nuke a city

• The Satirical Political Report - Auto Executives Return to D.C. in Flintstones Car
• The World's Voice of Reason - Christmas Appeal 2008: Help For Hard Up Masters Of The Universe
• News Mutiny - Nationwide Scavenger Hunt to Provide Barren Couples Life Mission
• DERF Magazine - Plaxico Burress Graduates from Chris Henry University
• All Day Coffee - Big Three Automakers Prepare for Awesome DC Road Trip
• Smooth Operator - Smooth Operator Seeks Government Bailout
• NewsBiscuit - World nervous as Ahmadinejad draws Bush in UN